Discord chats sometimes have gold
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My friend had a discord discription of "having a bad time" i used puns, it went okay reddit.com/gallery/kxumgx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiscreteGalaxy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I created a punny discord

So I wanted to learn puns, but I didn't find any good discord server where you could meat with people and practice or learn new puns, so I decided to create such a server where we can all hopefully learn how to pun. If you would like to join here's a link: https://discord.gg/hVBqM7hn9r

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neimit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Happened on a discord server I’m on just now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Son: Dad, can I use discord?

Dad: why not use datcord? points at outlet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonehands45
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I asked someone to help me on discord

I was a little "discord"anated

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Son: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!

And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerry-cherry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Is it discord
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julianed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Pun writing discord server?

Hi! Does anyone know if there are any discord servers specifically for writing wordplay or puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLukeThePuke
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Had this gem of a conversation with this guy on Discord...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icy_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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What do you call a rope that insults you?

Discord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Discord is a magic place
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Once, I agreed to help Death move his couch to his new place.

After we got there, I realized I forgot those things you’re supposed to sit on. There were reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostwriter623
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagreifers
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I just can’t believe I posted this to discord, and now it’s on reddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatrickRalston
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.

The secret reward is called Waist of Time.

Well played, Blizzard, well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Ah discord bots, perfect for setting up puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Inferno98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Whenever I enter chatrooms, I cause a lot of Discord.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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I was explaining to my dad "internet" tabletop games

So I said, "It's like normal tabletoping, but we do it using one of our chat apps." My brother responds, "It's called Discord!" To which my dad says, "Are you sure it's not datcord?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandCaptain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut

When another member walked over and astutely pointed out β€˜discord’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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