My kid complained because the t.v in the backseat of my van stopped working and he couldnt watch Dexters Lab.

I turned up the music and said "Here are some car tunes for you, son".

He started to cry and my wife yelled at me.

πŸ‘︎ 313
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Boson707
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
🚨︎ report
I like both the Dexter from the cartoon as well as the one from the series.

I guess you could say I'm... ambidextrous.

πŸ‘︎ 131
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Apostjustforthis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
🚨︎ report
A kid named Dexter

Wife: "One of my friends just named their kid Dexter. Would you ever name a kid Dexter?"

Me: "Yeah, that's a killer name!"

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mech_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
🚨︎ report
A friend of mine has a baby called Dexter

Girlfriend: "Who names their kid Dexter? The kid will always be bullied for the little kid in the cartoon. Seriously, why Dexter?"

Me: "Well, it guess they thought it was the right choice... Get it... Dexter.... Right..."

Girlfriend: "... No?"

Me: "Dexter means right in Latin. And right is well... right, like correct."

Girlfriend: "... Ugh...." (thinking: you and your dad jokes again)

Me: "Well, at least I haven't left you out of the joke :D"

Girlfriend: "...."

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Wobzter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
🚨︎ report
Brother-in-law (a soon-to-be dad) watching Dexter

Notices that in Season 6 rapper Mos Def is listed as just Mos in the credits. Promptly says "I guess he got his hearing back!"

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sallyjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2014
🚨︎ report
From the latest issue of Dexter's Laboratory...

http://i.imgur.com/M0hPE5W.jpg

Context: Dexter invented a machine that made the wearer's dreams come true, his wish was to get rid of his sister Deedee.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ScarySpencer
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2014
🚨︎ report
Entertainment puns

I have two favorite titles that are extremely clever puns.

β€œShawn the Sheep” β€œDexter”

β€œShawn the Sheep” is a sly play on the dialect of the characters in the animation. β€œShawn” and β€œshorn” have the same pronunciation in the dialect of the outskirts of Bristol, UK.

β€œDexter” is a wonderful Latin pun. β€œDexter” is the word for β€œright” and β€œSinister” is the implied compliment, the word for β€œleft” in Latin. Dexter is a series about a serial killer who only murders those guilty of crimes. His name in Latin implies he is the opposite of sinister, right or just.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/serendipindy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
🚨︎ report
What hand did the deer use to write with?

Both! She's bambi-dexterous

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pee_Noot_Skoot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
🚨︎ report
[x-post /r/Jokes] [OC] An old blacksmith was working in his shop...

when there was a terrible accident. The fire in his forge had gone out of control and set fire to the shop. The blacksmith nearly lost his life. He was bedridden for many months and relied on the help of his children and grandchildren to feed him, bathe him, and take care of all of his needs. Eventually he was able to get back on his feet, though his outlook on life had turned quite grim. He was now able to take care of himself, but he had lost much of his strength and dexterity from the injuries he sustained and he was unable to practice his trade. He fell into a deep depression and he spent most of his days sitting at home in front of the fireplace gazing into the flames, longing for the days when his strong hands could grasp a hammer and strike a hot piece of iron, slowly forging it into a beautiful piece of work.

One evening when the old man was sitting in front of the fire, he heard a knock at the door. It was his granddaughter, whom he hadn't seen in many months. She had overheard her father talking to her mother about how her grandfather was slowly slipping away into depression and hopelessness and she wanted to help. To the old man's surprise, she had brought him a puppy. "I thought that since you're always here all by yourself that you might want someone you keep you company," the granddaughter said. The old man's eyes welled up with tears and the little puppy instantly jumped into his arms and began licking the tears from his face. The old man and his granddaughter spent the next several hours sitting on the floor of his house watching the puppy chase around a rubber ball, bouncing, jumping, panting, and licking. In that short time, the old man had made complete turnaround from being sad, lonely, and hopeless, to smiling from ear to ear, full of joy with his new-found companion. As the hours grew late and the puppy grew tired, the granddaughter said "Well Opa, I'm glad you like your puppy, but it's late and I should be heading home. By the way, what are you going to call him?" "Life," said the old man, "because he has given me a new meaning and joy to mine." The granddaughter kissed her grandfather on the cheek, wished him goodnight, and she left.

Many years passed and all the while, the old man and his little dog were inseparable. Everywhere the old man went, Life was always with him whether it was the post office, the grocery store, and even when the old man went to the barber shop, the little dog would sit patiently until the last hair on

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MyOtherAccount_3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.