Some sailors got shipwrecked on a desolate island

They built a village out of their galleon and called it a township.

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📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Went to see The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Two hours in, dad leans over and tells me "This movie is kinda dragon..."

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📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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My dad in the cinema

A good few months ago, my dad and I were at the theatre watching The Hobbit Part 2: The Desolation of Smaug. As the movie finished and Smaug flew towards Laketown, my dad said loudly, "Well this is really draggin' on". I groaned.

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📅︎ Jan 05 2015
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