How do pirates denote their intellectual properties?
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I pour my root beer into a square cup.
Now it's just beer.
Pun-ctuation
A "pregnant pause" is a pause just before the punchline of a joke, usually intended to build suspense. This is often denoted with an ellipses, which confuses me because there are three periods
Physics prof + dadjoke = high-quality nerd factor (okay not the daddest of dadjokes, but not the baddest either)
Back in my classical mechanics class, we always used p to denote momentum, and q to denote position. Halfway through a lecture full of brain farts where everyone was accidentally saying and writing "p" when we meant "q" and vice versa, our prof said, "You gotta keep your p's and q's straight! Physicists know what it really means to mind your p's and q's." <<chuckles to himself>>
