I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Sign Waves
Sign(2Ply)
Knot on wood
Ideas?
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
He was Claus-trophobic 🎅
We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.
They are SAD
Coop Deville
Mannequin Skywalker
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity
2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.
But I think he's built it up too much.
...And It's Disguising.
He tried to take a month off
There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.
I call it the Boing 747
But I've no concrete plans yet.
Why, zebra, of course!
When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.
When it beocmes apparent
He's a loo tenant.
It was a Dobie, InDesign.
A sketchy guy
Because, well, Y knot?
It's about time.
The maître d’ says “Get out! We don’t serve your type in here!”
Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.
Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.
Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.
The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.
Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.
Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.
One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.
Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.
“Well” said Jeff, “As I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.
The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.
“Yes of course” replied Trevor
... keep reading on reddit ➡I can’t see it taking off.
iWood
It wasn’t very challenging. After all, it wasn’t RACKET science.
Hi Everyone!
So I have a request for you all. Some friends and I are starting a new Pathfinder Campaign. Specifically, Hell's Rebels. I noticed one point mentioned that mint is now outruled, as one of the more 'insane' laws being put into place. Naturally, I have designed my character entirely around that.
Thus, the Chef Pana Kouta is born. I hope to 'pepper' some puns throughout the campaign, and would love to have some help from you all!
To summarise Hell's Rebels: A city of freedom is put under martial law, and the party will become leaders of a rebellion to stop the tyranny as the new leader begins issuing more and more insane laws.
He would design vehicles and stuff like no other.
One day he called me and said he had a very special design planned for his next vehicle.
So I asked him: "What's the big design you're working on?"
He said: "Its a secret. You'll find out later."
A few months later, he sends me a picture of this amazing motorbike that's entirely made of wood and nothing else. I called him back and told him I really liked it and if I could ride it.
He replied in a deep and depressing voice: "You can't I'm sorry. I threw it away."
I asked him why he threw away such a masterpiece he worked so hard to make.
He replied: "I tried everything..... But it just wooden start!"
Dad: web design.
They want him to make its O.
Hey, since we (the new mods) joined the sub 1,5 months ago we've made some changes, mostly with the rules and some backend stuff. Now I also updated the icon (slightly) and the banner (on redesign and mobile), too.
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Do you like it? ( Yes/No ). What could be improved about it?
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but it's really taking off
You know. “Cause spiders are naturally good web designers.”
Guess I'm Lacoste intolerant...
None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!
Went to the bar, had a few drinks, nice guy, turns out he's a Web designer
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
He had a complex complex complex.
It’s the only one that’s always on sail....
I make six figures a year
So I came, I sawed, I coloured
I left without making a scene.
He is an in-terrier decorator.
That was a case of asshole design.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
Student: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat goes before detail.
I could totally see myself doing it
... it's cutting-edge technology
Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)
I hate myshelf.
He was very counterintuitive.
My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".
Gucci Gucci goo!
Clothes-minded.
....opened doors to a lot of opportunities.
FFF
I left without making a scene.
But they make scents to me
Cowvin Klein.
It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it
I'll call it the occult rift
Noone likes psycho-pants
Yeah, he’s Bro-Fashion Al.
I don’t need this shit.
It was written by Archie Tek
If they fell off forwards, they’d just land in the boat.
Rasterix
Sir Cumference
I'm trying to get out, but all the roads have this weird design flaw...
Seems nice, he’s a web designer
The programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”
edit: I know guys, I know, it’s supposed to be 13, I messed up the wording, please forgive me
I can’t see it taking off
He was a really nice guy we had a few drinks. He's a web designer
We went out and had beers. Cool guy, very driven, wants to be a web designer.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer
We had a few drinks, what a great guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he's a web designer
