A list of puns related to "Decomposing"
Are they biodeGAYdable material?
In honor of Ludwig von Beethoven's 250th birthday ...
What is Beethoven doing to celebrate his 250th birthday?
He's decomposing!
Decomposing.
A decomposer.
A decomposer.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.
One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.
The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composerβs grave.
Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, βI recognise that sound! Itβs his 9th Symphony, backwards!β
Soon after, another said, βand thatβs his 8th, backwards!β
After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:
βNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethovenβs just decomposing.β
Decomposing
I guess you could say I'm decomposing.
You might be a decomposer, but you are a really fungi
They just decompose.
(seen on the t-shirt of an actual dad today. Thank you for the chuckle, anonidad)
A decomposer
Started decomposing.
The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.
EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.
They looked at me and shook their heads, when I shouted, "Decomposing!"
"I'm decomposing."
He started to decompose
Heβs decomposing.
A decom-POSER!
Decompose
They are the decomposers.
He opened the lid and there was Ludwig... maddenly erasing sheets of his greatest works. "Just as I thought!" said the gravedigger. "He's decomposing!"
Yeah, now he is decomposing.
He's started to decompose.
He decomposed.
Decomposing.
We're listening to music on Pandora and Mozart comes on.
Her dad: "Do you know what Mozart is doing now?"
We shrug.
Her dad: "Decomposing."
When asked why he replied, "So I can spend the rest of my life decomposing"
Decomposers.
"What do you call a worm that ate Mozart?" - Dad
"I don't know, what?" - Me
"A decomposer! HA HA HA!" - Dad
My wife dropped this one:
One worm said to his buddy "Hey, all that food that was in here last night is decomposed." the other says "Aw man, that's rotten."
The lecture was on urban birds and he was telling us about how Mozart had a pet starling that he loved so much he had a funeral for it after it died.
Mozart even wrote a song for the starling immediately after it passed away.
You could even say that when his pet died Mozart began composing just as the bird began decomposing.
Decomposing
A decomposer
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Decomposing!
Decomposing..
You can hear him decomposing
A decomposer.
decomposing
They just decompose.
He is just decomposing.
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