A list of puns related to "Dating Show"
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
I guess this means we can’t work out.
Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out
No shock: He was grounded
He said he was bringing a pear.
I went on a few dates with a girl who works at Macy's. We chat a lot and then she sprung a weird question on me. She said, "my boss thinks you're cute and wants your number. Should I give it to her?" I told her I'd prefer to keep dating her and not her boss, but if she just wanted to be friends, then she could give her my number, which she did.
When I told this story to my dad, he said, "you could date both of them at the same time and choose the most interesting one." I said, "that sounds like that could be a reality show" and without missing a beat he said, "yeah, it could be called Macy's Date Parade."
I (f) took a risk by showing my dad-ness to a guy I've gone on a few dates with. I'd say it went well.
Scene: In line at the grocery store.
Me: Those are nice shoes!
Him: Thanks, I like them but the soles came off pretty early.
Me: So, what you're saying is they're the devil's shoes?
Him: ...
Me: ...because they're sole-less.
I laughed, he rolled his eyes, and I got a bonus sigh from the lady in front of us.
I was recently cast in a production of Romeo and Juliet. My Dad texted me asking when the show was.
Dad: Date for Romeo?
Me: Juliet, duh.
Told to me by my friend a few years ago...
My friend's family was watching a TV show where one of the characters gets a nose job, then breaks up with her boyfriend to date a more attractive man.
Friend's Dad: "Looks like she has better pickings now that she has her nose done nicely. Haha - better pickings!"
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
Guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I guess we’re not going to workout.
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