A list of puns related to "Customer Requirement"
...for their 50th wedding anniversary. Upon arrival, the customs officer asks for their passports. The woman naturally takes hers out of her satchel and hands it over, but the old man says he doesn't need to. They don't need it.
"But sir!" exclaims the official "we must have your passport to enter the country!"
"Well, you didn't need it last time I was here, so why should this time be any different?" replies the old man.
"But sir! We in France have required to show a passport since 1855!" exclaims the official.
The old man gets a sly look on his face and without missing a beat shouts out "WELL I CAME HERE BACK IN '44 AND THERE WEREN'T A FRENCHMAN IN SIGHT!"
An up-and-coming musician was involved in a terrible accident. He lost both of his arms, which caused him great anguish as his hopes of playing in a jazz band were crushed.
However, his love of music kept him looking for solutions until he found a man who made custom instruments. The musician explained his problem and was overjoyed when the instrument maker came back with something that did not require the use of fingers:
It was an all-toe sax.
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