A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. β€œThat’s one too many!” says the customer.

The clerk replies β€œIt’s a freebie”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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Heard this as a waiter

Myself: excuse sir would you care for a tea or coffee Customer: sure, how often will I have to feed it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pavlovdaze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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Heard this at a restaurant

Waitress: Hi my name is Sam and I'll be taking care of you. Customer: Sam like Uncle Sam, or I guess that would be Aunt Sam for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmo78
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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Even old ladies can do it!

I am a customer experience manager for a company that does third pay quality assurance.

I was listening to a call today & the agent asked the customer how she spelled her name. The customer chuckled & responded "Very carefully!"


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πŸ‘€︎ u/from_my_phone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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