Customer Care Puns

A list of puns related to "Customer Care"

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.

The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”

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👤︎ u/RabidSyphiliticDingo
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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Heard this as a waiter

Myself: excuse sir would you care for a tea or coffee Customer: sure, how often will I have to feed it?

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👤︎ u/pavlovdaze
📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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Heard this at a restaurant

Waitress: Hi my name is Sam and I'll be taking care of you. Customer: Sam like Uncle Sam, or I guess that would be Aunt Sam for you.

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👤︎ u/Kmo78
📅︎ Jan 20 2014
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Even old ladies can do it!

I am a customer experience manager for a company that does third pay quality assurance.

I was listening to a call today & the agent asked the customer how she spelled her name. The customer chuckled & responded "Very carefully!"

Finé.

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👤︎ u/from_my_phone
📅︎ Sep 24 2013
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