I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.

I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.

When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.

But then someone said "it's no big dill".

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My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.

I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.

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Why did the farmer throw away all his pickles?

They had become cumbersome.

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Just got a groan from my girlfriend...

I came in from having a cigarette and while closing the cumbersome sliding glass door I remarked, "Man that door is heavy!"

"I know," she says, "sometimes it pushes me back."

"That's terrible! Has it committed any other crimes against you?" I asked.

"No, but we should still sue it for everything it has though!" she said.

I grinned at her and offered, "It would probably just say it was framed."

She let out a quiet groan and flippantly said, "You're funny"

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Bought some cucumbers at the store...

They were too cumbersome to carry home

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I couldn't resist my inner dad on a friend's garden post...

http://imgur.com/DspBxfM "I don't want to kale the mood, but sadly, my tomatoes didn't ketchup to yours. I think they bean squashed. Lettuce cue cumbersome thoughts so we can build courgettes! Bury them so they carrot in the ground: tuber or not to be, that is the question!"

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