Do people that make crucifixes for a living...
have to be cross-trained?
Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.
I was double-crossed.
When I was in the mafia I was working as a welder on the side, one day I accidentally welded two crucifixes together.
My boss is going to be so mad when he finds out about this double-cross.
My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.
...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
Is it okay to put up a picture of a crucifix?
Or is cross posting not allowed?
My family looked at me weird when I said I am a crossdresser.
"What?" I said and went back upstairs to finish decorating the crucifix.
Did you hear about the carpenter who broke his wooden cross?
Don't worry.
He crucifixed it.
