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Crucifixes Puns

A list of puns related to "Crucifixes"

Do people that make crucifixes for a living...

have to be cross-trained?

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👤︎ u/fargone_conclusion
📅︎ Feb 24 2022
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Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.

I was double-crossed.

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👤︎ u/IncredDeadVipet
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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When I was in the mafia I was working as a welder on the side, one day I accidentally welded two crucifixes together.

My boss is going to be so mad when he finds out about this double-cross.

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ May 08 2020
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My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.

...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 20 2022
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Is it okay to put up a picture of a crucifix?

Or is cross posting not allowed?

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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👤︎ u/JasonPetreasCoach
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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My family looked at me weird when I said I am a crossdresser.

"What?" I said and went back upstairs to finish decorating the crucifix.

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👤︎ u/Bright_Vision
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear about the carpenter who broke his wooden cross?

Don't worry.

He crucifixed it.

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👤︎ u/vaxis2113
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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