Crucifix Puns

A list of puns related to "Crucifix"

Is it okay to put up a picture of a crucifix?

Or is cross posting not allowed?

👍︎ 48
💬︎
👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.

I was double-crossed.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/IncredDeadVipet
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
🚨︎ report
When I was in the mafia I was working as a welder on the side, one day I accidentally welded two crucifixes together.

My boss is going to be so mad when he finds out about this double-cross.

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ May 08 2020
🚨︎ report
My family looked at me weird when I said I am a crossdresser.

"What?" I said and went back upstairs to finish decorating the crucifix.

👍︎ 16
💬︎
👤︎ u/Bright_Vision
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the carpenter who broke his wooden cross?

Don't worry.

He crucifixed it.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/vaxis2113
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.