While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?"
Dad Does Crossword...
Daughter:
>Type of fish used in salads. Four letters.
Dad:
>Dead
The crossword fan asked to be buried 6ft down
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
My dad was doing a crossword the other day, he shouted across the room, 'Help me with 11 down the clue is: Over worked Postman'. 'How may letters?' I asked.
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
Husband doing crosswords with his wife
Husband: emphatic no, five letters
Wife: never
H: pistol, three letters
W: gun
H: disgust, three letters
W: ugh
H: charity, four letters
W: give
H: female sheep, three letters
W: ewe
H: Pixar movie, two letters
W: Up
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
Son: How are you, Dad? - Dad: Well, I’m better than a crossword puzzle!
I’m not 6 down, 3 across.
Me: Hey, I’m stuck on a crossword clue..”Overworked Postman”. Can you help?
Her: Ok. How many letters?
Me: Too many.
My friend's brother wrote an article on the history of crosswords...
I was stuck on a crossword the other day, with a word for a postman's sack.
'How many letters were there?'
There were loads in there!
I met the bloke that invented crosswords today
I can’t remember his name, it was P something T something R
Asked my friend help for a crossword. (Joke source in comments)
My wife left me because of my obsession with crosswords. I guess you could say I'm...
1 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Across
1 Severe and overwhelming shock or grief (10)
I'm off to do a crossword now
I am stuck on a crossword clue
5 letter word, "A vacant look; A ______ expression."
Today I found out the guy who invented the crossword puzzle is buried at my local cemetery
If you're looking for the headstone go 9 down 3 across.
I don't quite recall his name...
I think I was P something T something something...
The crossword was asking for an 8 letter 1995 Alicia Silverstone movie
When I told my dad that my crossword puzzle obsession was making me depressed, he told me not to get two down.
Dad joked my little sister. Can you help me with a crossword puzzle?
Reading a newspaper, casually turn to my little sister and ask "can you help me with a crossword puzzle? The clue is Postman's bag"
Her: "how many letters?"
Me: "LOADS OF THEM!"
Dad joked while doing a crossword.
My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.
"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.
Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"
"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)
"I've almost completed a crossword. I was wondering if you could help me," I told this girl on the train.
"I just need one more word. Six letters...another word for 'material'."
She said, "That's fabric."
"It's pretty great, isn't it?" I replied. "But my name isn't Rick."
Help! I need a cheesy pun to put on crossword book for my wife.
You fill up the blank in my life (?)
When I'm down you pick me up, take me across when I can't go on (?)
Hey! See the cemetery we are passing now? Well, the man who invented the crossword is actually buried there...
... his grave is 3 down and 7 across!
Can you help me with a crossword? I need another word for "Instruments in a string quartet."
Because violins is never the answer.
The man who invented the crossword is buried on that cemetery. No, really! He's buried 3 down and 2 across.
Best said when driving past any cemetery...
Next time someone is doing a crossword whisper...
My dad was doing a crossword puzzle yesterday.....
Dad: hmmmm, I'm stuck on a clue
Me: bet I can help
Dad: ok, 4 across, the clue is overladen postman
Me: how many letters?
Dad: a blooming sack full
Dad pulled this one on me whilst reading me crossword clues.
Dad: 8 across, postman struggling up hill.
Me: how many letters?
Dad: loads, that's why he's struggling!
Dad: "dont worry I've already done the crossword in the paper"
Dad was doing the crossword...
Dad: "Physics Nobelist Niels..."
Dad: "BOHR... Well I bet his dissertation wasn't exciting."
Crosswords.
Mom: 'I think I'll take my crossword book'
Dad: 'why are the words so angry with you?'
Room: 'groans'
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"
She replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"
Me: Hey, can you help me with a crossword clue? I’m stuck.
Her: Sure, what is it?
Me: “Overworked postmen.”
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Too many.
I asked my wife, “I am stuck with this crossword clue. Would you help?”
Her: Sure. What is it?
Me: The clue is “Overworked Postman”.
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Too many.
Me: I’m stuck on this crossword clue—“an unemployed postman”! Can you help me?
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Zero.
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