While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Dad Does Crossword...

Daughter:

>Type of fish used in salads. Four letters.

Dad:

>Dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gayesque
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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The crossword fan asked to be buried 6ft down

And 3ft across

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My dad was doing a crossword the other day, he shouted across the room, 'Help me with 11 down the clue is: Over worked Postman'. 'How may letters?' I asked.

'Too Many'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommadds
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...

He was a one-hint wonder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Husband doing crosswords with his wife

Husband: emphatic no, five letters Wife: never H: pistol, three letters W: gun H: disgust, three letters W: ugh H: charity, four letters W: give H: female sheep, three letters W: ewe H: Pixar movie, two letters W: Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato23860
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?

Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spongebue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Son: How are you, Dad? - Dad: Well, I’m better than a crossword puzzle!

I’m not 6 down, 3 across.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOnlyRobZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Me: Hey, I’m stuck on a crossword clue..”Overworked Postman”. Can you help?

Her: Ok. How many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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My friend's brother wrote an article on the history of crosswords...

It was a puzzle piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I was stuck on a crossword the other day, with a word for a postman's sack.

'How many letters were there?' There were loads in there!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I met the bloke that invented crosswords today

I can’t remember his name, it was P something T something R

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJBGaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Asked my friend help for a crossword. (Joke source in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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My wife left me because of my obsession with crosswords. I guess you could say I'm...

1 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Across

1 Severe and overwhelming shock or grief (10)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I'm off to do a crossword now

I'll fill you in later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I am stuck on a crossword clue

5 letter word, "A vacant look; A ______ expression."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnochChell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Today I found out the guy who invented the crossword puzzle is buried at my local cemetery

If you're looking for the headstone go 9 down 3 across.

I don't quite recall his name...

I think I was P something T something something...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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The crossword was asking for an 8 letter 1995 Alicia Silverstone movie

I was Clueless

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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When I told my dad that my crossword puzzle obsession was making me depressed, he told me not to get two down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Dad joked my little sister. Can you help me with a crossword puzzle?

Reading a newspaper, casually turn to my little sister and ask "can you help me with a crossword puzzle? The clue is Postman's bag"

Her: "how many letters?"

Me: "LOADS OF THEM!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trilson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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Dad joked while doing a crossword.

My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.

"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.

Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"

"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)

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"I've almost completed a crossword. I was wondering if you could help me," I told this girl on the train.

"I just need one more word. Six letters...another word for 'material'."

She said, "That's fabric."

"It's pretty great, isn't it?" I replied. "But my name isn't Rick."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Help! I need a cheesy pun to put on crossword book for my wife.

You fill up the blank in my life (?)

When I'm down you pick me up, take me across when I can't go on (?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pqgbd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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Hey! See the cemetery we are passing now? Well, the man who invented the crossword is actually buried there...

... his grave is 3 down and 7 across!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarcusBondi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2015
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Can you help me with a crossword? I need another word for "Instruments in a string quartet."

Because violins is never the answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mad87Wallaby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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The man who invented the crossword is buried on that cemetery. No, really! He's buried 3 down and 2 across.

Best said when driving past any cemetery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirCoolJerk69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Next time someone is doing a crossword whisper...

sevenup is lemonade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooselemon
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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Crossword Puzzle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donz0r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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My dad was doing a crossword puzzle yesterday.....

Dad: hmmmm, I'm stuck on a clue

Me: bet I can help

Dad: ok, 4 across, the clue is overladen postman

Me: how many letters?

Dad: a blooming sack full

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bazabbo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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Dad pulled this one on me whilst reading me crossword clues.

Dad: 8 across, postman struggling up hill. Me: how many letters? Dad: loads, that's why he's struggling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarnival
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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Dad: "dont worry I've already done the crossword in the paper"

7 up is lemonade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheesebeard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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Dad was doing the crossword...

Dad: "Physics Nobelist Niels..."

Dad: "BOHR... Well I bet his dissertation wasn't exciting."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamreh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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Crosswords.

Mom: 'I think I'll take my crossword book'

Dad: 'why are the words so angry with you?'

Room: 'groans'

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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"

She replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Me: Hey, can you help me with a crossword clue? I’m stuck.

Her: Sure, what is it?

Me: β€œOverworked postmen.”

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I asked my wife, β€œI am stuck with this crossword clue. Would you help?”

Her: Sure. What is it?

Me: The clue is β€œOverworked Postman”.

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Me: I’m stuck on this crossword clueβ€”β€œan unemployed postman”! Can you help me?

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Zero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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