Earned some dad cred this morning

I told my son that I gathered all of my watches and carefully stitched them together to make a belt. He said, "Really?". I replied, "Yeah, it turned out to be a complete waist of time." My wife groaned from the next room over.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dexreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2014
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This made miso happy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alyfish126
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My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/salawm
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Shush I'm watching the comedian

Oh wait i mean the president

Creds to my dad for that joke

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sherbet_Suspicious
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Do you need an ark?

Because i Noah guy

Saw this on r/noahgettheboat. Cred to u/ryanpearson727

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evann808_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2020
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What do you call a guy with no shin?

Tony

Creds: @fareed_kharusi/Twitter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mounis11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2019
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I rode a horse without a saddle once...

I found it to be quite unstable.

Cred: My gf.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guywithausername1
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What do you do if you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

(Creds to my Google joke subscription)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/curlyquitter
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How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?

They’re all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karnstan
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I don't understand why record stores failed...

...they had record sales every year.

Creds: @FortWorth_SEC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperSpy827
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[REQUEST] I'm looking for the best comeback to the old schoolyard joke, "Do you like seeeeee food?" While smacking and showing off the half chewed mouthful of lunchable they'd just choked down....

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GingerHero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2015
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Dad joke found in an Askreddit thread regarding contracting herpes.

Well it started out as herpes. Guess it's ourpes now.

Creds to /u/straydog1980 for making my day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/perksbeingwallflower
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