I told my son that I gathered all of my watches and carefully stitched them together to make a belt. He said, "Really?". I replied, "Yeah, it turned out to be a complete waist of time." My wife groaned from the next room over.
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
Oh wait i mean the president
Creds to my dad for that joke
Because i Noah guy
Saw this on r/noahgettheboat. Cred to u/ryanpearson727
Tony
Creds: @fareed_kharusi/Twitter
I found it to be quite unstable.
Cred: My gf.
You park your car, man.
(Creds to my Google joke subscription)
Theyβre all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)
...they had record sales every year.
Creds: @FortWorth_SEC
And I know most of you here can do better than my,
While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."
Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?
Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.
Well it started out as herpes. Guess it's ourpes now.
Creds to /u/straydog1980 for making my day.
