What do Russian Cosmonauts love most about computers?

The space bar.

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👤︎ u/coladict
📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?

He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.

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👤︎ u/mojomofos4
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic

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👤︎ u/MarkReeses
📅︎ Sep 12 2021
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Dadjoked by a Cosmonaut

In Mary Roaches book, Packing for Mars, she asked a Cosmonaut (Who general spend longer periods of time in space than astronauts) How do you deal with not having sex for long periods of time.

"Married couples ask me this all the time! They say; 'Sasha, how do you make sex in space?'

And I tell them 'By hand of course!'"

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👤︎ u/SnakeyesX
📅︎ Oct 25 2014
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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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