Coors Light Puns

A list of puns related to "Coors Light"

You know what I call Coors Light?

Sex in a canoe

"Why?"

Because it's fucking close to water

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👤︎ u/felonioushedgehog
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Can a werewolf drink Coors light?

No, because it's the silver bullet.

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👤︎ u/SingleDadtoOne
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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So, I'm waiting in the check out line carrying a 30 pack of Coors Light.

When the lady in front of me looks at me and says.

Lady: That beer look real heavy.

Me: Well ma'am, it says right here on the box that it's light beer.

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👤︎ u/muzzy_logan
📅︎ Nov 04 2016
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What's the difference between sex on the beach and Coors Light?

They're both pretty close to water.

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👤︎ u/RabidRoosters
📅︎ Jan 25 2017
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Why don't werewolves drink Coors light?

Because they're silver bullets.

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👤︎ u/Frenchz
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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I don't put an orange in my beer often

Except maybe once in a Blue Moon

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👤︎ u/hastings43
📅︎ Nov 10 2017
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My local weather man, ladies and gentlemen

http://i.imgur.com/wj3wczz.jpg

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👤︎ u/am_reddit
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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