A list of puns related to "Convincingly"
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
I stand corrected!
I BS.
I've been living here for 274 years and seen nothing strange.
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
What a load of bologna.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
She told me that was a naan starter.
I said "That's lunacy!"
Because it'll blow his cover
But he just won’t listen.
But its harder to deter gents
Now she's a small medium at large.
I really needed that change of heart!
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
It's a ton of pressure.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
He definitely had a hand in it.
People say he’s in da Nile
I guess I’m easily suede.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
Finally I gave up.
Turns out it’s just a communist plot.
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.
He was a master of the duck shun.
Me: it was an adjustment
After some convincing from family and friends he finally said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
He said no, but it was worth a shot.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
The voice said, in a creepy tone, "It is I, David..."
Peter was scared and looked around, but saw nobody. He started walking, but tried to convince himself he had made up the mysterious voice.
But after a short while, he heard again "It is I, David...", and the voice sounded almost angry now. Peter was now really scared and started running.
After another while, he heard the voice again "It is I, David..." and now Peter was in full panic. He ran as fast as he could, up the hills.
When he was at the top, and looked all around him, seeing nobody, he heard the voice again, now much louder:
"IT IS I, DAVID!"
Peter was tired, scared and panicking, and had a heart attack and died on the spot.
The voice was then heard a final time: "Just kidding. My name is actually Fred"
He makes some really good points.
...I told her I’d have to sleep on it.
Too many plot holes.
I’m worried about my cousin. He’s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. He’s into girls. Ooh, there’s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousin’s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, there’s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tom’s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin won’t shut up about how he bought them all. He’s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. It’s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, I’m telling him that this isn’t healthy behavior, and I’m encouraging him to seek counseling. I’m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.
...is just a Communist plot.
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
You need a mouth for that.
Nobody slams the Doors in my house!!
But he just won’t listen.
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
She knows how to make a bad decision and still stick with it.
He makes some very good points.
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