What do you call a convertible that shows no mercy?
Roofless
(I’ll see myself out now)
Here’s why presidents don’t use convertible cars anymore.
The facts are mind blowing.
Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
You know what’s great about a dachshund and a convertible?
You can ride around topless with your wiener out.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car? - A convertible.
I don't understand why convertibles are so expensive!
Why was the SUV scared of the convertible?
I’ve secretly converted to Norse Paganism
Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki
My friend can convert modern currency to Ancient Roman currency in his head.
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"
What car do missionaries drive ?
I slept horribly. I kept dreaming I was a Catalytic Converter.
I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library
Talk about having to suffer in silence
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
Since converting to online school
I have became an official zoomer
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
Did you hear about the guy who converted a Concorde into his home?
He likes to live life in the fast plane
I live in a converted church.
When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...
But I’ve never heard of that religion before.
What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?
Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question
What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
Why did the shopkeeper try to convert Jesus?
He was trying to turn a prophet.
Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?
For math lovers and others to
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Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
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Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
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Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
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Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
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Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.
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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
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What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
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What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.
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Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
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What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
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Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
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Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
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What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
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How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
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Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
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Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
How do you convert a fox into an elephant?
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
What could scientists do to convert different blood types?
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
Before he died, my grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
My grandfather’s last wish was that we should convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Converting the numbers 51,6 & 500 makes me LIVID
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