Iβve secretly converted to Norse Paganism
Shhh...Iβm trying to keep it Loki
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︎ Nov 06 2020
My friend can convert modern currency to Ancient Roman currency in his head.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
My grandfatherβs last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
Thatβs a lot of pressure.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a convertible that shows no mercy?
Roofless
(Iβll see myself out now)
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Hereβs why presidents donβt use convertible cars anymore.
The facts are mind blowing.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"
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︎ May 17 2020
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
Thatβs a lot of pressure.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
I slept horribly. I kept dreaming I was a Catalytic Converter.
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︎ May 07 2020
I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library
Talk about having to suffer in silence
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︎ Dec 01 2019
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesnβt just make me mad....
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︎ Oct 17 2018
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to
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︎ Jan 11 2020
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Since converting to online school
I have became an official zoomer
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︎ Mar 25 2020
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What car do missionaries drive ?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Did you hear about the guy who converted a Concorde into his home?
He likes to live life in the fast plane
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︎ Dec 03 2019
I live in a converted church.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Itβs good music
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︎ Dec 31 2019
When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...
But Iβve never heard of that religion before.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?
Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Listening to AC/DC
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︎ Aug 05 2019
What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Why did the shopkeeper try to convert Jesus?
He was trying to turn a prophet.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
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︎ Apr 10 2016
Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?
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︎ Sep 17 2018
For math lovers and others to
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Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
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Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
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Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
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Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
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Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.
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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasnβt greater than or less than anyone else.
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What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
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What do you call a number that canβt stay in one place? A Roaminβ numeral.
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Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
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What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
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Iβll do algebra, Iβll do trig. Iβll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
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Why should you never talk to Pi? Because sheβll go on and on and on forever.
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Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.
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Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
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Whatβs the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? Theyβd stop at nothing to avoid them.
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How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where itβs always 90 degrees.
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
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Why DID seven eat nine? Because youβre supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
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Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
How do you convert a fox into an elephant?
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︎ Apr 24 2019
You know whatβs great about a dachshund and a convertible?
You can ride around topless with your wiener out.
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︎ Jun 20 2018
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because Iβm not circumcised.
I guess I didnβt make the cut.
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︎ Jun 22 2018
What could scientists do to convert different blood types?
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Hear about Muslim that divorced himself from Islam by converting to Catholicism? He paid his tithe to the local Mosque
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︎ Apr 29 2019
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
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︎ Mar 06 2018
A member of the local church came to my house and asked me to convert
Me being a cheese maker said: I already believe in Gouda
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︎ Nov 17 2018
Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:
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︎ May 17 2016
Before he died, my grandfatherβs last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
Thatβs a lot of pressure.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
Thatβs a lot of pressure.
π︎ 9k
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...
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︎ Sep 02 2019
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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︎ Oct 23 2019
My grandfatherβs last wish was that we should convert his ashes into a diamond.
Thatβs a lot of pressure.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Converting the numbers 51,6 & 500 makes me LIVID
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︎ Mar 23 2019
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