I bought convertible trousers

They were 50% off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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To avoid Covid on my flight, they converted the whole plane to Catholicism and started praying.

Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyfox2k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I’ve secretly converted to Norse Paganism

Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zthazel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.

It was trivial per suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PythagorasJones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.

He's changed a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do you call a convertible that shows no mercy?

Roofless

(I’ll see myself out now)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senas006
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dyslexia

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Here’s why presidents don’t use convertible cars anymore.

The facts are mind blowing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woof_574
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What is a Catholic's favourite car part?

The Catholic (catalytic) converter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XPSU
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"

I replied, "Mmm...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....

It makes me LIVID.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library

Talk about having to suffer in silence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I slept horribly. I kept dreaming I was a Catalytic Converter.

I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OilPhilter
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.

I had to hide and go Sikh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theslother
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to

fishlam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertofgilead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?

We're afraid of mass confusion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartlebyX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes.

He’s a catholic converter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Since converting to online school

I have became an official zoomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlbuba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...

It's Sikh-ening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I live in a converted church.

I'm living on a prayer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerotailb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheExist3r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who converted a Concorde into his home?

He likes to live life in the fast plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im-wit-dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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It’s good music
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πŸ‘€︎ u/guzforster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system

You could say I'm a pro-grammer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dlight98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...

But I’ve never heard of that religion before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?

Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevski143
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Listening to AC/DC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReeeTheHammerBoy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.

He was having a midlife Chrysler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquarePegSquared
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2016
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Why did the shopkeeper try to convert Jesus?

He was trying to turn a prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semicolonbanks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?

Now he's Ice Berg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crooked_Cricket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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What car do missionaries drive ?

Convertibles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?

A centipede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwfabrication
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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You know what’s great about a dachshund and a convertible?

You can ride around topless with your wiener out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrible01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.

I guess I didn’t make the cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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How do you convert a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewers86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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If you never convert fractions to decimals,

You are missing the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:

Ahmal Shooq-Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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What could scientists do to convert different blood types?

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amranwag
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Before he died, my grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...

It makes me LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolishTurnip87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.

I had to hide and go Sikh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theslother
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My grandfather’s last wish was that we should convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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