Why are arsonists such good conversationalists?

They really light up the room.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thecyriousone
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 16 2021
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People who work on those polar icebreaking ships are probably really good conversationalists at parties.

I mean, who's better at breaking the ice than an icebreaker?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RonPalancik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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I met a rather old gentleman sitting on the sidewalk crying. I asked what was the matter.

โ€œIโ€™m married to an incredible woman 40 years my junior who likes to make love three times a day. She is the best homemaker and conversationalist and she is independently wealthy. We have the greatest lifeโ€.

โ€œThat sounds wonderfulโ€ I said โ€œWhy are you crying?โ€

โ€œI canโ€™t remember where we live!โ€ he wailed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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