A list of puns related to "Contradicts"
but I never bring it up.
A paradox
I wouldn't recommend it.
...it constipated the shit out of me.
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
An oxymoron
I think she’s having contradictions.
A contradiction.
I was in my philosophy class yesterday and my professor was explaining about contradictions. He said,
"For example, something that's red can't be colorless. I can't think of any red thing that can be colorless."
The whole time he was saying this the 45 year old inside me was screaming, "a newspaper".
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