Why does Santa only have to work one day a year?

There's a Claus in his contract...

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👤︎ u/Mouthtrap
📅︎ Dec 19 2021
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So, my girlfriend and i were doing some role play.

I was Santa she was a naughty girl. 'Unfortunately you've been a naughty girl and you're on Santas naughty list and wont be receiving any presents this year.' 'oh no Santa i really want a present i'll do anything to get on your good list' 'oh i dont know if there is a way i'm afraid' you're just going to have to bend over my knee and take your spank now.' bare butt spanks occur 'Please Santa let me on your good list I'm begging you' 'Well come to think of it there is a Claus in the contract' .... Then realising the accidental Santa Claus pun I made I had to be sure she got it. 'Get it! CLAUS HHAHAHA CLAUS LIKE SANTA CLAUS HAHAHAHHAA' yeah she didnt find it as funny as me... No sex for me..

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👤︎ u/p4nz3r
📅︎ Oct 02 2014
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If lawyers work during Christmas

do they add to contracts a Santa Clause?

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👤︎ u/vidakris
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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