A crab walks into a bar

β€œOne beer please,” says the crab. β€œBut if I am not satisfied I will require a full refund. You may dispute my claim that the beer wasn’t satisfactory at which point we can move to an arbitration process. This agreement is also only between us and I expect full confidentiality.”

β€œSure,” says the bartender. β€œBut why the big clause?”

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