My girlfriend just told me about a contraceptive that has a 100% success rate...

It's inconceivable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What kind of contraceptive does a white hillbilly use?

Water. Everybody knows a wet cracker won't go bang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtanol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Did you hear about RISUG/Vasalgel contraceptive?

There is a vas deferens between it and the traditional pill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Primatebuddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraception…

Orchid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Mary was born without a uterus

It was immaculate contraception

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Request for sexy grammatical pun

Can someone think up a pun that comes from the phrase "Proper Comma Usage" but also relates to the most popular form of male-member based contraception?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dice777
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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Daughter's dadjoke in sex ed class.

She asked, "Do you think they'll ever name a contraceptive, 'Stop Kidding Yourself?'"

She didn't get in trouble, but the teacher was reportedly unamused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_neon_reflected
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Egyptian Goddess

My dad and I were watching a quiz show earlier today, and there was a question about the Ancient Egyptian cat-headed 'goddess of protection.'

I asked him if that's what they relied upon before contraception. He replied, 'Yes, prophylactcats.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MullGeek
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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