A list of puns related to "Contraceptives"
It's inconceivable!
Water. Everybody knows a wet cracker won't go bang.
There is a vas deferens between it and the traditional pill.
Orchid
It was immaculate contraception
Can someone think up a pun that comes from the phrase "Proper Comma Usage" but also relates to the most popular form of male-member based contraception?
She asked, "Do you think they'll ever name a contraceptive, 'Stop Kidding Yourself?'"
She didn't get in trouble, but the teacher was reportedly unamused.
My dad and I were watching a quiz show earlier today, and there was a question about the Ancient Egyptian cat-headed 'goddess of protection.'
I asked him if that's what they relied upon before contraception. He replied, 'Yes, prophylactcats.'
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