Contraband Puns

A list of puns related to "Contraband"

A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.

The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."

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👤︎ u/karanrime
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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You can't let the police catch you wearing it, it's Contraband. imgur.com/PZUpuiV
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👤︎ u/Coffeegorilla
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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What do you call a person who moves illegal contraband without using magic?

A smuggle

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ May 15 2019
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Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs

They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.

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👤︎ u/Plaineman
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I have Promotional Bracelets to hand out at my comic shop, but people can't let the police see...

They're Contraband

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👤︎ u/Coffeegorilla
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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I have a whole collection of illegal music

It’s all contraband

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👤︎ u/blindfactotum
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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What do you call a set of stolen bass instruments?

Contraband.

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👤︎ u/TheVividReality
📅︎ Jun 09 2015
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What does the Ministry of Magic call contraband being moved without the use of magic?

A Smuggle.

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👤︎ u/Ksloop
📅︎ May 16 2019
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