Why did the British conquer so much land?

They needed more proper tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyBalm
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During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.

Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What did Julius Caesar say after he conquered a brothel?

Vici, vidi, veni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEluminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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Why did electricity conquer the World?

There was no resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Putzku
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What do you call a door that conquers

A conquistador

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muggz_s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a chef who has conquered every egg recipe known to man?

a Conquichetador

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguinpilates
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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A sperm donor, Carpenter, and Julius Caesar walked into a bar

... He came, he saw, he conquered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Can you conquer the continent of Asia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomradeTuniska
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?

Steppe by steppe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Congressperson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertThomsonArt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Why was Genghis able to conquer China?

Cause his name was Genghis Khan not Genghis Khan't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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"Hey Dad, what does 'divide and conquer' mean?"

Being a divisor can pay dividends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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I don't know why my wife calls me hun

I didn't conquer Rome after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke0200
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Generally speaking...

Veni, vidi, vici

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogawl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I can't make it up this hill,

but Genghis can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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A CoPilot’s First Day on the Job

Pilot: so why did you want to become a pilot?

CoPilot: to conquer my greatest fear.

Pilot: flying?

CoPilot: dying alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDubsForever
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I've had terrible experience when it comes to Scrabble on a boat...

I never will conquer the seven Cs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proasek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Why was Rome so powerful

They conquered it Gaul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepthetoad4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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A sperm, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar

He came, he saw, he conquered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A sperm donor, a lumberjack, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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A sperm donor, a Carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar

He came, He saw and He conquered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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