Conquer Puns

A list of puns related to "Conquer"

Why did the British conquer so much land?

They needed more proper tea.

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👤︎ u/DirtyBalm
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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What do you call a door that conquers

A conquistador

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👤︎ u/Muggz_s
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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Why did electricity conquer the World?

There was no resistance.

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👤︎ u/Putzku
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?

Steppe by steppe

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👤︎ u/Congressperson
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Can you conquer the continent of Asia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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👤︎ u/KomradeTuniska
📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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Love conquers all reddit.com/r/love/comment…
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👤︎ u/RobertThomsonArt
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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Why was Genghis able to conquer China?

Cause his name was Genghis Khan not Genghis Khan't

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Aug 24 2016
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"Hey Dad, what does 'divide and conquer' mean?"

Being a divisor can pay dividends

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ May 27 2016
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A sperm donor, Carpenter, and Julius Caesar walked into a bar

... He came, he saw, he conquered

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.

Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.

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👤︎ u/jolindbe
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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What did Julius Caesar say after he conquered a brothel?

Vici, vidi, veni

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👤︎ u/theEluminator
📅︎ Oct 01 2017
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What do you call a chef who has conquered every egg recipe known to man?

a Conquichetador

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👤︎ u/penguinpilates
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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I don't know why my wife calls me hun

I didn't conquer Rome after all.

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👤︎ u/Duke0200
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Generally speaking...

Veni, vidi, vici

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👤︎ u/doogawl
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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I can't make it up this hill,

but Genghis can.

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👤︎ u/tallpapab
📅︎ Jun 03 2017
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A CoPilot’s First Day on the Job

Pilot: so why did you want to become a pilot?

CoPilot: to conquer my greatest fear.

Pilot: flying?

CoPilot: dying alone.

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👤︎ u/TDubsForever
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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I've had terrible experience when it comes to Scrabble on a boat...

I never will conquer the seven Cs.

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👤︎ u/Proasek
📅︎ Dec 28 2017
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Why was Rome so powerful

They conquered it Gaul

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👤︎ u/peepthetoad4
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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A sperm, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar

He came, he saw, he conquered

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👤︎ u/Da_Brootalz
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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A sperm donor, a lumberjack, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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A sperm donor, a Carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar

He came, He saw and He conquered

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
📅︎ May 26 2019
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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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