If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...
And that's a huge ass connection.
Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
Have you read the manual on connecting steel beams?
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?
A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.
He was quite irrigated about it.
Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling
Albino dalmatian
On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.
What do you call a confused wireless connection?
To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
Supervisor was talking about an Ethernet connection
I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny.
He gave me a verbal warning... :/
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
A mouse and a PC walk into a bar.
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
Safest username for online rapper society is “connect” ”
Cause no one wants to “diss-connect”
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
I have a real connection with my chiropodist
Don’t tell my WiFe, but...
I have been using an Ethernet cable more than anything else.
You can say we have poor communication which makes it difficult to connect.
I did nazi that one coming
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Why is there 2 d's in 'Reddit'?
Why don't horses use the internet?
They can't find stable connections.
You know how B.B. King used to connect Lucille to his amplifier?
I connected with this jokes in so many ways ;)
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes.
And that's a huge ass connection.
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
What connection is confused?
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...
....that could connect to the crowd.
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