Bologna, Italy. August 6 1221: Death of Dominic, Catholic saint and founder of the order of preachers (Dominicans) (born around 1170). According to tradition, Dominic died in the bed of a confrere because he did not have his own. (Dominic on his deathbed)
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My card was stolen last night and used. What does Chez Confreres mean? Plus any other helpful tips you might have with disputing the transaction with my bank.
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[For Sale][For Trade] Coleman Hawkins - And Confreres (Analogue Productions) 2xLP 45rpm

I have a sealed copy of Coleman Hawkins - And Confreres (Analogue Productions) 2xLP 45rpm for sale or trade.

There is about 1.5 inch seam split on the top seam (although it hasn't split through to the inside). Pictures here

Looking for $40 shipped. For trades, I'm looking for other AP or Music Matters jazz titles, or VMP Johnny Griffin. Also interested in a ton of other stuff so if you have a tradelist let me know.

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Role Idea: Confrere

Role Name: Confrere

"A selfless individual who does work in one's stead"

Role Alignment: Town Support


Attributes:

  • Select your target at night

  • If your target has a night ability, you would go do the ability for them

  • If your target dies, you gain can do his role once. (does not work for passive roles and other certain roles. Refer below)

Wins with

  • Town and Survivors

Special Abilities: None


Notes:

  • Nothing happens if your target was neutral or mafia even if they have night abilities.

  • The Serial Killer won't kill you if he was your target.

  • Your target accompanies you.

  • You won't get the information if your target was a investigative role

  • Your role won't work for Mayor, Medium, Bodyguard, and Jailor

  • Using a dead person's role, their items carry over.

  • You would be killed by an alert veteran and shoot for the vigilante. Guilt will still activate. (And it's possible that you shoot yourself if you're the Vigilante's target.)

  • "You left to try someone's job!" (Confrere always get this message.)

  • "The confrere has done the work for you!" (Town member's message)


Other role ideas are found here!


Thoughts? Opinions? Thanks in advance (Don't lynch me)

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December 29th, 2017 - confrere [kon-frair] - a fellow member of a profession; a colleague

noun

  1. a fellow member of a fraternity, profession, etc.; colleague:

dictionary.com

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Feeding GPT-J NHL Teams to see what it says (Western Confrerence)

This is a continuation of this post. God bless Reddit's 40k character limit.

The Central Division

Anaheim Ducks

The Anaheim Ducks have a pretty obvious need for a solid top-6 center after trading away Ryan Kesler in the summer of 2014.

They acquired Devante Smith-Pelly in a trade with the Vancouver Canucks, but Smith-Pelly has yet to really find his footing on the Anaheim blue line this season. There are several reasons for this, but most notably because Smith-Pelly is a fourth line center, and Anaheim uses more than one fourth line center on most nights.

I do agree with the sentiment that Anaheim could use a solid, veteran presence down the middle, and I think the following names would be intriguing for the Ducks as free agent options for the 2015 offseason.

I don't pretend to know much about each of these guys, but I'm pretty confident that a little research will be enough to let you know if they'd be interesting fits in Anaheim.

I won't pretend to understand the salary cap rules, and I'm not necessarily going to take anything at face value on my suggestions. The cap is complex, and there are a lot of moving parts when it comes to signing free agents to contracts.

The goal here is simply to help make an educated guess about what the Ducks could do if they were to spend the $6 million available to sign any of the free agents listed above. I also don't claim to have any inside information that those players would be a good fit in Anaheim, so this is just a thought exercise on how that might look if the Ducks were to spend the cap.

I guess the best way to do it would be to break it down by a year, so let's start with what the Ducks could do in 2015 and what the cap would allow them to do.

The Ducks signed free agent defenseman James Wisniewski to a $5 million contract last offseason. It looks like Anaheim is willing to part ways with Wisniewski for a lower number to avoid any potential cap issues

Calgary Flames

The Calgary Flames entered the post-season in their first year in the city after a long and somewhat divisive season. With the departure of many of the core players from a previous era, the Flames needed a rebirth, a change to something fresher, younger, and different. After a few years of rebuilding and drafting under former GM Darryl Sutter, a change of direction was what the organization needed

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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At Least Taliban Does Press Confrerences… youtu.be/WO_aw_XaF-s
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Watching Biden's "Build Back Better" News Confrerence

Biden is on CNN unveiling a $775 billion "caregiving" plan for expanded child and home care.

The program is the usual weak, ineffective neoliberal tripe.

How do you give seniors "care" in their home when they're so poor in retirement they can no longer afford to live there? Keeping seniors in their homes if they choose that, Joe? How many will have a choice? There's a major shortage of low income senior housing, what are you going to do about that?

How can you help a parent pay for expanded child care for pre-schoolers when there are no good paying jobs? How does that work if the only jobs parents can find are working odd hours with irregular schedules and days off? Is Joe planning to make that pre-school child care available to the poor on a 24/7 basis?

More affordable health insurance? No.

All the emphasis is on getting more people back to work. Increasing GDP, getting people back to work NOW.

Let's not kid ourselves, this is an agenda written by corporation sponsored consultants and lobbyists.

He's gonna meet with a bunch of SEIU workers and leaders, the same union that helped spend $15 million to defeat progressive Dem candidates during the primaries. Awesome, Joe.

Joe looks weak, he's reading from a teleprompter and apparently has been practicing. He still stumbles a lot, forgets words.

Still using his family tragedies to gain sympathy from voters, many of whom will suffer terribly from the cruel, brutal neoliberal policies. They'll suffer for generations to come. He doesn't understand our problems, nor do the consultants running his campaign or the corporations, Wall Streeters and Big Banks who are paying for all this.

All really vague on his policies and the few details he's offering reflect programs that are way off target and totally inadequate for what we need. Also the usual tax credit BS for low income families.

Also noting Biden isn't taking questions. His campaign thus far is underwhelming. Joe was never a good campaigner to begin with, but he's even worse now.

Democrats need to go back to the drawing board and find a better candidate if they want to win. They're running on a "lesser evil" messaging campaign with an incredibly weak and out-of-touch policy platform. Certainly not enough to inspire people to turn out to vote.

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Shirtless Spiderman Holds a Press Confrerence twitter.com/GameOverGregg…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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How eggs-traordinary
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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