MIT's Computer Science PhD application only accepts text files. That's really ASCII a lot, in my opinion.
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📅︎ Nov 07 2016
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Dad applying for a new job

Dad's on the computer in my room stating out things on an application, gets to the Race section. He say's "Race? No, I hate running." turns to me and laughs for a solid 20 minutes.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2014
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An older co-worker said this to me and a couple of other co-workers earlier.

I was using an application at work called OnTime, but it kept crashing and wouldn't open on my computer.

I went to an office nearby where two of my co-workers sit to ask one of them to do me a favor and enter in something in OnTime for me. Our older co-worker is passing by and hears me say that OnTime isn't working for me. He says, "So now you're late everywhere?"

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📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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