My mom’s sister runs the local candlelight services for the community

She is a vigil-aunty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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My friend was released from prison on parole and as community service, he had to paint the local Catholic church confession booths a shade of green...

It was a tone mint for his crimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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What community website do Karens use to complain about bad service?

Reeeeeeeeeeddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2021
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A reformed cow serial-killer is released from prison and vows to make something of his life. Haunted by his cruelty to livestock, he decides to go to college and join a fraternity to engage in community service. Only no fraternity will accept him because his past. None, except one.

Kappa Mu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PredHed24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service

because they were goodfellas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...

I Doled it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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In Need of Pun Artists

Dear Reddit Community,

I need a pun that includes the word senator for my upcoming student election. I figure the wit of 382K people can't fail me. Thank you for your service. Owl miss you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyManGuy24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Spin Puns for a web service.

We are working on a new web service where users can "spin up" new instances of a specific technology. Similar to this: http://trydrupal8.com/

We are looking for ideas on funny call to actions on the pages header. We have the following so far:

Spin me up Scotty Spin me up before you go go

I figured I would put this out there to the reddit community to see what we could come up with... :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/direct151
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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I turned an English paper into one giant pun.

A Call to Arms A Plead to the Limbless

The Armless are a stump among society and could easily achieve more. It’s bothersome that somebody with great potential could allow themselves to lose grip of what they aspire for. The radius of support and development that surrounds these people is astounding. Yet they bite the hand that feeds and throw away opportunities. With each passing day they are crippled by the errors in their ways. Not only are they not properly handling the situation, they are doing a disservice to society. Most will say to refrain from pointing fingers, but it is pertinent that we show them their faults.
All aside we should most certainly not try to elbow my way into their lives. However, if they were to branch off into their own progressive groups it would be most beneficial. And severance is a good thing between them and the public. This doesn't mean a complete amputation of them from society. Perhaps selective assistance will help these people find a well fitted sleeve within their communities. This process is difficult and lending a helping hand can make the difference. On the other hand, we have those who don’t try to succeed. Their negligence is worthy of more than a mere slap on the wrist. When somebody refuses to apply themselves, they are holding back progress. By giving themselves mental limitation they are creating a prosthetic disability they must abide by. The majority of working to achieve goals is believing you can reach out and grab them. But, somebody who gives up is cutting themselves short of success Seeing somebody give up is the furthest thing from being humerus. Urging these people is a necessity, otherwise they will never try their hardest, encourage them to use some elbow grease and put forth full effort. Any small contribution is better than being a detriment, community service, obtaining greater education, enlisting in the armed forces, these all benefit society. Drastic changes of this scale are sure to cause discontent, grab a tissue if need be, but never give up. For all those that are currently wasting away without contribution, it's time to limb’er up and take charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chewy_64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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The Jewish Rideshare Driver

A man of great integrity and honor who attends my temple began earning some extra cash by driving for an app-based ride sharing service. To market his services to people in the temple, he made business cards offering rides from the Uber Mensch. He thought that the Jewish community was underserved and that he could fill that Nietzsche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lleruarc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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