Comatose Puns

A list of puns related to "Comatose"

Why was the eye doctor called for the comatose gunshot victim?

He had a Glock coma

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👤︎ u/drfantabulo
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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My toes fell asleep after I wore shoes that were too small

They're now comatose

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you get when your foot falls asleep?

Comatose.

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👤︎ u/Jon_Elvert
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What condition are your toes in when your feet fall asleep?

Comatose

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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