A list of puns related to "Paraplegic"
So my spouse can’t kick me out.
I don’t know, but it’s not stand up.
Says i'm always pushing him around and talking behind his back.
Yeah he's Wheely good at flying.
Thigh slaps
The crowd told him he wouldn't be able to swim, but he was in denile.
Come to think of it, I heard about a guy in France doing the same thing, but I'm pretty sure he was inseine.
Meals on wheels!
The one thing they can’t do is stand-up
They just seem to have some trouble with stand-up comedy.
They gave him the chair
Well, he can hide, but he can’t run!
They can't stand it
He wouldn't stand for it.
Made an account just to share this. My dad is paraplegic--he broke his neck at a college wrestling tournament when he was 19. There's a story my mom always tells about him that just sums up how he can be so lighthearted even in the darkest of circumstances.
During his long stay at the hospital immediately after his injury, a nurse checks in on him, making sure his condition hasn't gotten any worse.
She asks, "Can you hear okay?"
He says, totally deadpan, "No, I can see fine."
Even then, lying in a hospital bed after a life-altering injury, my dad couldn't give up an opportunity to make someone laugh.
Crippling.
Me: "I wonder how he manages to swim without legs?"
Dad: "They should change his name to bob"
Me: throws up
My sister asked: Whatever happened to that paraplegic guy who killed his wife?
I said: Oh, they threw out that case because he had no standing.
He says it's hard learning to pun when he can't even walk.
A paraplegic.
Paraplegal?
You can't run, but you can hide!
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