Working at a grocery store

(Our eggs are color coded)

Me: Hey, I got this case of green eggs I'm gonna put out, but you know what I'm missing?

Boss: What?

Me: Ham. Boss: (Groan)

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👤︎ u/pvejunky12
📅︎ Jun 12 2014
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dajoked my dad.

We found a scratch on my car, and I had no recollection of getting it. We drive by a pole right next to a terminal to input a code for the gate for our neighborhood, and see a small red (victory red in this case, GM color) mark on the pole. My dad looks at me and asks "Does this look like victory red to you?", to which I reply, "nope, looks more like defeat red". Groans ensued.

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📅︎ Apr 28 2014
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