The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...
...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.
The words "Up" and "Down" are both antonyms and synonyms
Up and down are opposite directions, and your house can "burn up" as it "burns down". Also as a colloidal invitation, one may say "Hey we're going to a party, you up?" or "Hey we're going to a party, you down?"
/r/Dadjokes runs strong in my family...
We got onto the subject of colloidal silver turning people blue (not like Yondu) and my 7 year old son said after seeing pictures...
"Thats what you call a case of the blues."
At walmart
My girlfriend and I were grabbing some food at Walmart when she accidentally bumped into this other mans kart and he turned around and while looking at where the karts colloided said with a blank face "I really hope you have insurance"
For some reason it was the funniest thing ever to me, guess I'm into dad jokes.
