A list of puns related to "Collective Collections"
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
But you gotta fight for your right to Part E.
I call it my Dad-a-base
He's never gonna give you Up 🎈.
Judge asked, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender.”
It's my current hobby.
"Never gonna give you 'Up'" and walked away.
Because he thought he would get paid for a bucket full of Siemens.
They’re now all in kronalogical order.
They must have a lot of Issues
It’s maiden china.
It's my crow, Mike Rowe's micro mic row.
The vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
He needs Help.
I need Help.
I wasn’t impressed.
... but philately got me nowhere.
He has no common cents
Just what I need, more issues!
A skele- ton
...but I was instead shown the Dior.
For many years he collected all kinds of them. Red snails, green snails, blue snails, snails with conical shells, snails with circular shells, whatever he could find.
There was one type he didn't like however: snails with bumpy shells. The bumps just looked incredibly ugly to him.
As the years went by, he became known in various collector communities for being the Snail-Man. That's how he met his wife.
Unfortunately, while she also loved snails, she loved the ones with bumpy shells.
Despite this, they got along swimmingly. They were happily married for 45 years.
Eventually, his wife was diagnosed with cancer and passed away. A local newspaper decided to interview Snail-Man about his experiences collecting snails with his wife over the years.
"You and your wife were world-renowned snail collectors. You must be taking this loss pretty hard." the interviewer said.
"To be honest" he responded "I'm pretty relaxed about the whole situation."
Surprised the interviewer asked "why"?
"She liked bumpy snails, but now that she's gone it's all smooth snailing from here."
I told her I can’t go for that.
Mark my words!!
In a mew-seum.
We are the So Be It Union.
Is that odd?
To support my habit
He was there in spirit.
A dad-a-base
After the brick in there was no more piece in the household
which sounds so much better than 'alcoholic'.
That’s makes them a hunter-gatherer of information.
That's right,he has lots of "Trussed" issues
I shall call it “Prose and Cons”
But I’m sticking to my guns
the vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
I need Help!
I need Help!
She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
Because he’s never gonna give you ‘Up’.
The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
Mark my words.
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