A list of puns related to "Coincidently"
Spine.
Hi everyone. I'm hungry.
And neither of them were planned!
That snow coincidence.
I said, โWeird. I was about to ask you the same thing.โ
A guy walks into a bar and is surprised to see his family doctor there, so he walks over to join him. "What a coincidence!" the guy says. "I was just saying earlier today that I really needed a doctor's appointment." The doctor pulls up his calendar on his phone and says, "Well, how about 10 tomorrow?" "No," the guy replies. "I don't need that many."
They want to decrease the gender pray gap
You can't tell me that's a coincidence
A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says โGod bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad.โ The father says, โGood bye Grandad? Why is that?โ The daughter says, โJust because I felt like it.โ The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father canโt believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughterโs prayers again. She says, โGod bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.โ The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, โJust because I felt like it.โ The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesnโt know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, โGod bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy.โ The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesnโt go home and stays there until midnight. Heโs very surprised. โIโve cheated death!โ he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, โWhere have you been?!โ and the husband says, โOh donโt ask me any questions, todayโs been miserable.โ The wife replies, โYour days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porchโฆโ
I saw a bunch of ants swarming around a Snickers bar on the ground. I thought to myself "What a coincidence, I just ate a Snickers too!"
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
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In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
So this dad likes to listen to his daughter's prayers every time she does them. One night when he is standing by her door, he overhears her say "God bless mom, God bless dad, God bless grandma, and goodbye grandpa." The dad is thinking "Ok that was pretty weird, but whatever."
The next morning, he learns that the grandpa DIED. He remembers what his daughter said last night and thinks "Ok umm this could all just be a coincidence" and he thinks nothing of it.
A month later and the daughter is doing the prayers again. "God bless mom, God bless dad, and goodbye grandma."
Once again, the dad learns the next morning, that the grandma has died from a heart attack. Now he's a little freaked out and thinks "This definitely cannot be a coincidence now, but it still could be, so whatever."
A few weeks later, he hears from his daughter's room, again, "God bless mom, and goodbye dad." Now he is totally freaking out because he thinks he's gonna die today. He spends all day being really cautious so he, you know, doesn't die. At 12:00am, he thinks "Yes! I made it! I didn't die!"
Once he gets home from work, he goes over and he tells his wife, "Honey, I've had a really bad day today and-"
The wife cuts in and says, "Yea me too! The mailman died on our porch!"
~this is my first post so โฎ(โโฝโ)โญ ~
Iโd say thatโs pretty coincidental.
I keep getting sent flowers with the heads cut off
it can't be a coincidence
It's a small world.
A little too proud of this one...
So Iโm on my usual Tuesday morning conference call with a bunch of vendors, coworkers, bosses, etc...
With his dog barking in the background one of my bosses chimes in and says โJust so you all know, Iโm on the call but Iโm outside right now having my roof looked at so I might be a little distractedโ.
I couldnโt resist... With the instincts of a wild puma plotting against itโs poor defenseless prey, I pounce...
โIs your dog lookin at it?
Cuz he keeps saying ROOF!!! ROOF ROOF!!!โ
I was immediately rewarded with a spectacular cacophony of groans and โthat was awfulโโs... It was glorious. Iโm pretty sure Iโll get another promotion for it.
EDIT: So... no promotion... but in a pure, hilarious coincidence, I actually DID just get the news that I'm finally getting that raise they promised me at my last review. Too fuckin funny.
Scene: Dinner for my mom's birthday at a very nice (expensive) restaurant.
Waitress: Your steak comes with a choice of the vegetable of the day or a twice baked potato.
Me: Are twice baked potatoes and refried beans prepared similar ways or is that just a naming coincidence?
W: Laughing Oh my God. Our bartender and I were just talking about funny "dad jokes" on reddit! I didn't expect to hear one in person. Do you use reddit?
M: Umm... Yeah... I actually follow r/dadjokes but I'm not a dad and
W: You should post that joke there!
I have no idea if she will see this but my wife said I had to let everyone know about a redditor interaction. I hope she does because the food was awesome and she was a fantastic waitress beyond being a fellow redditor.
I still have no idea if twice baked potatoes and refried beans have any link...
The young guy says, โThatโs okay. Itโs a coincidence. Iโm looking for my wife, too. I canโt find her and Iโm getting a bit anxious.โ
The old guy says, โWell maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, โShe is 28 years-old, tall, with brown hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and sheโs wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?โ
The old guy says, โDoesn't matter, letโs look for yours.โ
Patient: Cancer
Doctor: well THATS a coincidence
...after making so much money in his hedge fund.
So a dad walks in on his daughter praying. She said, โI pray for mommy, I pray for daddy, I pray for grandma, and goodbye grandpa.โ The dad didnโt know what she meant. But the next day, the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence, until the next day the daughter said, โI pray for mommy, I pray for daddy, and goodbye grandma.โ The father thought it was odd but went to bed. The next day the grandma died. The dad was terrified, he heard the daughter say, โI pray to mommy and goodbye daddy.โ The dad the next day was restless. Then, at night he realized nothing was going to happen. He said to his wife, โ I had the most horrible day.โ The wife replied, I did to the milkman died at the door step today.โ
......the barman says โainโt that a coincidence, our pub is named after you!โ โWhy did you name your Pub Eric?โ the horse replies.
Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*
*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soonโข?
By shear coincidence
And the joke has been posted in this subreddit literally every two days for the past week.
And I think it is hilarious because that is exactly how dad jokes are in real life. Dads always repeating the same joke youโve heard over and over. I even checked the rules to see if reposting was actively encouraged because I thought it was too great to be a coincidence.
Itโs no coincidence.
He dreamed that his teacher died in a car crash and came to us in a panic worried and telling us to warn her. My wife and I told him that it was just a dream and to go back to bed. The next day he came home crying because his teacher never made it to work and died in a car crash. We were worried but explained to him it must have been a coincidence.
A few weeks later he rushed into our room again crying saying he saw daddy die in a dream but didnt remember how. My wife calmed him down but now I was seriously worried. The next day I went to work in a constant panic. The drive there, all day throughout work scared if something would happen. All day nothing.
I finally got home and came to the door to see my wife. I told her I had the worst day of my life. She turned to me and said,"you think you had an awful day? This morning after you left for work the mailman died on our doorstep!"
It coincides with my other passion, camping
Creating new things for when I'm in the woods has been the most exciting time of my life
It's sewing tents
If you tie two pieces of string together. It just so happens that they are both touching eachother.. Coincidence? I think knot.
by shear coincidence.
It was about time.
My Dad said this one at the store. "Look their protein is on sale. Some people would say no whey."
I've been working on a screenplay for a movie (nothing big, nothing even medium-sized, I'm pretty much doing it for fun with one of my friends) and we can't think of a clever movie title. The TL;DR version is it's about a bartender who accidentally steals a undercover cops ID just by coincidence. It's not a comedy (asides from a but of dry humor) so nothing too dadjokey, no offense to r/dadjokes, but just a good clever pun would be great. If you have any ideas please let me know! Thanks!
Dad: How old are you?
Friend: I'm 11
Dad: 11! What a coincidence, when I was your age, I was 11 too.
When my wife finally asked what I was doing, yelling at a bag of crackers, I explained that the recipe called for 30 crushed crackers.
That happened 2 days ago. By coincidence, we had another recipe for dinner that required crushed crackers, and my wife made sure I understood that it meant physically, not verbally.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
You canโt tell me thatโs just a coincidence.
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