I'm cognizant of the fact that I don't fall into wells.

I am well-aware.

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👤︎ u/thkoog
📅︎ Jan 30 2022
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Not really a Joke, but just being a Dad.

OK, when my first kid became cognizant, about two years old, I would wait until I could see the street light was going to turn green, just blow at it, and it would turn green. I never said a word. I would just do it.

After doing this for about a year or so, my daughter caught on and could not figure out how I was doing this.

She finally asked me, "Daddy Magic", of course.

She is now 31, and she still blows at street lights.

That is the real Daddy Magic.

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👤︎ u/Phredex
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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