Sorry about the coffee mate
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Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee

Astronaut 2:In space, no one can. Here, use cream

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What kind of girl is creamy and keeps you up all night?

A coffee mate

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Australians don't have Nescafé.

They just have coffee mate.

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