What's a fancy term for coders being poached from a company?

Dev elopment

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What does a coder do when a recursion program fails to compile after several attempts?

He will re-curse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_thatman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Have you heard about that coder who's been making fun of kids at school?

He's really been boolean them.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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How many coders does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Notamayata
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2015
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Why couldn't the Coder that switched companies get anything done?

He signed a Non-Com(pl)ete Agreement

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Did you hear about the coder who tried his hand, and failed, at cooking?

He could not compote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRuralBuddah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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I partially blame the saturation of TMNT marketing all over my life at the moment....

So, I work as a content writer/developer/coder/whatevs for an educational publisher, specializing in science. This week, I put in a request to one of our artists for an illustration of a centrifuged blood tube. He did one up and sent it back right away, asking if what he did was alright.

My emailed response?

"These look…

(β€’_β€’)

( β€’_β€’)>βŒβ– -β– 

(βŒβ– _β– )

…tubular.

 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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