Coagulated Puns

A list of puns related to "Coagulated"

What do you call coagulated milk found at your summer home?

Cottage Cheese

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👤︎ u/eleece
📅︎ May 23 2017
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What do you say when two red blood cells get married?

Coagulations!

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👤︎ u/reallivewire850
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Recently, my friend was cured of hemophilia.

So I gave him my coagulations.

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👤︎ u/RICLOL56
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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What do you say to someone who has stopped bleeding?

Coagulations

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👤︎ u/MotherFokkerDR1
📅︎ May 08 2019
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My girlfriends dad

She used the word congealed. I told her I like the word coagulate better. Her dad then chimes in with "Coagulate: when two dogs wag their tails in unison."

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👤︎ u/5K337Lord
📅︎ Jan 09 2014
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