No clucking at this review.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mckeekustom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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In the climax of a duck movie you suddenly hear cluck-cluck-cluck

Plot chickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I bought this book but had to return it for all the fowl language
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSonsofAtreus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was poultry in motion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickDaivik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How do chickens end there shift’s

They cluck out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClearProgram
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I was awoken last night by a strange, "cluck cluck cluck" sound and feathers falling on my face...

Must have been a poultry-geist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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There was a family of chicken detectives...

They were called β€œthe clue clucks clan”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs..

She was a mathemachicken.

(Checks out!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I've just started up a dating site for chickens. It's not my normal day job, I'm just doing it…

…to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unleashtheducks
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Why do chickens think they are dollars?

Because they always go buck buck.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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And this is a real restaurant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueDaveyM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors instead of four?

Because then it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laacade111
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2012
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Why are chickens banned from church?

They use foul language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMeteor134
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What wakes a rooster every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why did the winner not eat his chicken dinner?

It smelled a little fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeonneRose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why was everyone angry at the chicken?

He clucked up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladturapov
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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The Petting Zoo

So my girlfriend and I went to a petting zoo over the weekend. We were wandering around and watched an encounter with a young boy (probably 2) and a chicken. The boy was was following the chicken around clucking and waving his arms, with his father close behind.

The chicken became curious and darted towards the little boy, with that he screams and runs behind his dad. Without missing a beat, the dad chimes 'Woah, easy there - don't get startled or I'll be chicken your wrist for a pulse'

We made eye contact and I gave him the chuckle he deserved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoshi100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Wife (just now): I'm going to try using the rest of the ground chicken to make meatballs for lunch.

Me (just now): I wish you cluck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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My Dad just did this to me on a Skype call.

So me and my Dad were skyping as I live in Canada when he pulls this on me

Me: So I am going to be making Ham and Scalloped potatoes tonight

Dad: Oh yea, thats nice

Me: Yup, Ham seems to be going cheap right now so I picked up a nice one.

Dad: What the hell is wrong with your pigs over there. In England its usually the birds that go cheep cheep and the pigs go oink.

Me: Dad, you have problems.

Dad: What you talking about, you're the one with the clucking pigs I think your situation is a tad worse then mine.

Me: sigh You're hopeless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwishbone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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I always wanted to start a comic about a bunch of racist chickens...

Called the chicken clucks clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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I tried to tell my silent chicken a story, but it didn't care about it

No clucks given.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42undead2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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Did you hear about the chicken assassin guild?

Not much is known, it's all cluck and dagger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeechipmunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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If a Rooster says Cock-a- doodle-doo!What does a hen say?

Cluck cluck any cock-will-do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogribb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2013
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