Plot chickens
Chicken clucks to his friend "don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!"
They always cluck out too early
Because it was poultry in motion.
Must have been a poultry-geist...
They cluck out
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
They were called “the clue clucks clan”
She was a mathemachicken.
(Checks out!)
…to make hens meet.
Apollo
Coo clucks clan
It smelled a little fowl.
He clucked up
They use foul language.
Because they always go buck buck.
An alarm cluck!
Because then it would be a chicken sedan.
Me (just now): I wish you cluck.
So my girlfriend and I went to a petting zoo over the weekend. We were wandering around and watched an encounter with a young boy (probably 2) and a chicken. The boy was was following the chicken around clucking and waving his arms, with his father close behind.
The chicken became curious and darted towards the little boy, with that he screams and runs behind his dad. Without missing a beat, the dad chimes 'Woah, easy there - don't get startled or I'll be chicken your wrist for a pulse'
We made eye contact and I gave him the chuckle he deserved.
Called the chicken clucks clan
No clucks given.
So me and my Dad were skyping as I live in Canada when he pulls this on me
Me: So I am going to be making Ham and Scalloped potatoes tonight
Dad: Oh yea, thats nice
Me: Yup, Ham seems to be going cheap right now so I picked up a nice one.
Dad: What the hell is wrong with your pigs over there. In England its usually the birds that go cheep cheep and the pigs go oink.
Me: Dad, you have problems.
Dad: What you talking about, you're the one with the clucking pigs I think your situation is a tad worse then mine.
Me: sigh You're hopeless.
Not much is known, it's all cluck and dagger.
