What music helps climate scientists relax?
Algorithms.
Edit: As in, Al-gore-rhythms. Al Gore is a big climate change guy, and climate modeling relies heavily on algorithms.
85% of Americans don’t know how to do basic math
Thank god I’m part of the other 25%
Do you know the difference between weather a climate?
You cannot weather a tree, but you can climate!
Nowadays, everyone's worried about climate change. But don't worry...
Everything will go swimmingly
Climate change is da foe now
Many people don’t take climate change seriously
it would be cooler if they did
Where do vegans that like dry climates live?
Why has climate change caused an increase in auditions to films?
Because the media keeps telling everyone to "ACT NOW!"
What do pirate ships use for climate control?
Hey dad, what do you think about global climate change?
There is one clear difference between weather and climate:
You can't weather a tree but you can definitely climate.
An actual conversation I had with my eleven year old!
My eleven year old asked me "How do the people on the news predict the weather"?
I said "Poorly".
She said "True".
If you are not good at small talk, you should really talk about climate change.
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
When I want to talk with people I just met I talk to them about climate change
I find that it's a great ice breaker
Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
Who's climate and why's he changing?
I've been trying to launch my business importing Soviet neckwear but in this political climate its impossible.
No one wants anything to do with my Russian ties.
Why is climate change so bad?
Personally I’d love to get a little hotter.
Climate change question?
How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?
Everyone is talking about climate change these days.
I guess it's a hot issue.
Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change
I guess it will be Amsterdamned.
That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?
source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
What do you call a rap song about climate change?
What’s the best way to guess the temperature at the top of a mountain?
In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
Climate change may kill off polar bears…
but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.
What vegetable is the most climate active?
The day I believe in climate change
Will be the day hell freezes over
Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.
Which monthly climate hits the most?
Some schools are getting rid of in-climate weather days
Now there snow days off for winter
Think the American political climate is screwy? Wanna know what's really backwards?
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?
If he's the only thing that can reverse the effects of climate change, why won't he step up and get involved?
Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, the teacher woke him up!
There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!
How do you predict climate change?
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