What music helps climate scientists relax?
Algorithms.
Edit: As in, Al-gore-rhythms. Al Gore is a big climate change guy, and climate modeling relies heavily on algorithms.
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85% of Americans donβt know how to do basic math
Thank god Iβm part of the other 25%
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︎ May 06 2022
Do you know the difference between weather a climate?
You cannot weather a tree, but you can climate!
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︎ Mar 31 2022
Nowadays, everyone's worried about climate change. But don't worry...
Everything will go swimmingly
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︎ Apr 21 2022
Climate change is da foe now
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︎ Jan 12 2022
Many people donβt take climate change seriously
it would be cooler if they did
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︎ Oct 15 2021
Where do vegans that like dry climates live?
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︎ Mar 11 2022
Why has climate change caused an increase in auditions to films?
Because the media keeps telling everyone to "ACT NOW!"
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︎ Oct 10 2021
What do pirate ships use for climate control?
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︎ Jul 18 2021
Hey dad, what do you think about global climate change?
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︎ Aug 26 2021
There is one clear difference between weather and climate:
You can't weather a tree but you can definitely climate.
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︎ Aug 16 2021
An actual conversation I had with my eleven year old!
My eleven year old asked me "How do the people on the news predict the weather"?
I said "Poorly".
She said "True".
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︎ Mar 16 2022
If you are not good at small talk, you should really talk about climate change.
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︎ May 20 2021
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
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︎ Feb 25 2021
When it comes to climate activists,
there's no one Greta than Thunberg.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of Americaβs car bunny missions.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
When I want to talk with people I just met I talk to them about climate change
I find that it's a great ice breaker
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Who's climate and why's he changing?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
I've been trying to launch my business importing Soviet neckwear but in this political climate its impossible.
No one wants anything to do with my Russian ties.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
Why is climate change so bad?
Personally Iβd love to get a little hotter.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Climate change question?
How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Everyone is talking about climate change these days.
I guess it's a hot issue.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change
I guess it will be Amsterdamned.
That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?
source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
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︎ Feb 03 2017
What do you call a rap song about climate change?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Whatβs the best way to guess the temperature at the top of a mountain?
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︎ May 24 2021
In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
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︎ May 28 2019
Climate change may kill off polar bearsβ¦
but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
What vegetable is the most climate active?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
The day I believe in climate change
Will be the day hell freezes over
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Which monthly climate hits the most?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Some schools are getting rid of in-climate weather days
Now there snow days off for winter
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︎ Aug 30 2018
Think the American political climate is screwy? Wanna know what's really backwards?
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︎ Apr 02 2018
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now itβs $1.75! You know why?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
If he's the only thing that can reverse the effects of climate change, why won't he step up and get involved?
Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.
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︎ May 22 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, the teacher woke him up!
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︎ Nov 27 2019
There was a debate suggesting the environment isnβt that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Whatβs the difference between weather and climate?
You canβt weather a tree, but you can climate!
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︎ Feb 03 2020
How do you predict climate change?
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