What music helps climate scientists relax?

Algorithms.

Edit: As in, Al-gore-rhythms. Al Gore is a big climate change guy, and climate modeling relies heavily on algorithms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitiarachan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2022
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85% of Americans don’t know how to do basic math

Thank god I’m part of the other 25%

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bathtub-Water
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2022
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Do you know the difference between weather a climate?

You cannot weather a tree, but you can climate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kisses-n-kinks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2022
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Nowadays, everyone's worried about climate change. But don't worry...

Everything will go swimmingly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlarioKath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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Climate change is da foe now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wbraganeto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Many people don’t take climate change seriously

it would be cooler if they did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transitionals
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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Where do vegans that like dry climates live?

Tempeh, AZ

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Why has climate change caused an increase in auditions to films?

Because the media keeps telling everyone to "ACT NOW!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2021
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What do pirate ships use for climate control?

ARRRRRR conditioning!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Consternation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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Hey dad, what do you think about global climate change?

It’s not cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckinTheCarma
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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There is one clear difference between weather and climate:

You can't weather a tree but you can definitely climate.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2021
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An actual conversation I had with my eleven year old!

My eleven year old asked me "How do the people on the news predict the weather"? I said "Poorly". She said "True".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesis0884
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2022
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If you are not good at small talk, you should really talk about climate change.

It's a real icebreaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prof_Hoax
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos

Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazloDaLlama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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When it comes to climate activists,

there's no one Greta than Thunberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhairedShan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLT5000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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When I want to talk with people I just met I talk to them about climate change

I find that it's a great ice breaker

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cain11112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Who's climate and why's he changing?

Be yourself bro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badboi707
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I've been trying to launch my business importing Soviet neckwear but in this political climate its impossible.

No one wants anything to do with my Russian ties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/symmetrygear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Why is climate change so bad?

Personally I’d love to get a little hotter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmic_Kale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Climate change question?

How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Z6ATL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Everyone is talking about climate change these days.

I guess it's a hot issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change

I guess it will be Amsterdamned.

That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?

source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bary3000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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What do you call a rap song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickyd123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What’s the best way to guess the temperature at the top of a mountain?

Climate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thyminecraft
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xerafoo
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Climate change may kill off polar bears…

but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twdvermont
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What vegetable is the most climate active?

Green Peas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t-dv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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The day I believe in climate change

Will be the day hell freezes over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Which monthly climate hits the most?

May weather

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommySoloman5000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.

Her name is Dee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Some schools are getting rid of in-climate weather days

Now there snow days off for winter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KNABasai
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Think the American political climate is screwy? Wanna know what's really backwards?

yllaer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrefuge86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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If he's the only thing that can reverse the effects of climate change, why won't he step up and get involved?

Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's okay, the teacher woke him up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sm0keyBear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.

It was pretty anti-climatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What’s the difference between weather and climate?

You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENTSheTookTheKids
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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How do you predict climate change?

With Al-gore-rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephseddon
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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