There was no point.
Pause and follows up “Where’s The Food!”
Almost did not survive his first dad joke!
Well done!
Nailed it!
The attorney replies, "Well... first we have to determine if you have a case."
They are the stakeholders
Me: No! Car go bbrrrmmmmm!!
He said it's nothing but "whacks on, whacks off".
“If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year.”
I replied "10-4".
Denim Denim Denim
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent.
Judge: You're going to jail with him.
$100 ! Isn't that a bit expensive I asked.....Yes it is he replied, now what's your 3rd question.
Didn't see that one coming
I pushed them over.
Easy to get a girlfriend. Very difficult to put an end to it.
Difficult to get a client. Very easy to put an end to it.
My client complained that I was getting stoned during work.
My response: why did he change his name to quickly?
Wife: I can't take clients at my place on Saturday's anymore.
Me: Why?
Wife: The nail girls are to ducking loud!
Me: Well tell them to quite quacking under pressure.
Edit:
Wife: That's business suicide.
Thanks for cuming and cum again.
The first one claims his client is trapped in a penny. Answering the second lawyer's confused look, he says, "My client is in a cent."
the second lawyer nods, then says, "Well. My client is a fish head steeped in hot water. You could say he's gill tea."
Despite going the extra mile, the clients were never happy.
The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
So, i said, 'CFL, Incandescent or LED?'
Much groaning ensued amongst my colleagues. Client laughed a lot though.
I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy working with him.
I was explaining something to a client and a real estate agent when I am interrupted by a Train whistle. I pause waiting for it to end.
I then continue my explanation. Only to get interrupted again for a good 15 seconds.
After it ends.
Me: Long pause.... I'm sorry I've lost my train of thought.
The agent chuckled. But I could hear everyone else rolling their eyes.
Oops, wrong sub
Outlook not so good.
The name of the page we're creating is recast.ly => Rick Astley.
Image problems.
She was a small medium at large.
I took him to the bar and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He wants to be a web designer.
I work as an auditor and was out doing a review for a cemetery. I was having him explain their costing, and he said it costs around $3 per body in the ground. I quickly replied "Well that's dirt cheap!"
His blank stare said it all.
I'm a massage therapist in a spa. While working with a client, she mentioned she plays violin, works out regularly, and runs a successful business. Then:
Client: "I also like to do a lot of gardening."
Me: "Seems like you've got your hands in quite a few pots!"
She agreed then continued about how she enjoyed gardening. She finished speaking, then after 5 minutes of silence she yells, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I just got your joke about the pots!"
Best response to a dadjoke I've ever gotten.
...and asked if her husband was available.
Her: "Yes, he just walked in the door."
(from the back ground) "And it really hurt!"
Me: "Oh, do y'all have kids?"
I would always have to pick up where I left off with "psoas I was saying".
He is in a cent
Judge: Stuck in a penny?
Lawyer: Yes, he’s in a cent!
Judge: "I beg your pardon?"
Lawyer: "He's in a cent."
