They killed two Byrds with one Stone.
Because every time he worked with grass, he fought Sod.
And that's the difference between White and Wong.
But after a bit it was boron
Clark Can't
It was important not to fall off the wagon.
To this day people still talk about Clark, Gay Bull.
It's a Travis-tea.
Because he doesn't wanna be spotted!
“Daddy, where do I come from?”
His poor father started sweating, knowing that one day his son would want to know all about ‘it’. He looked around for his wife to take on the explanation, but she was out at the shops. It was no good, his father thought. ‘It’s time he knew’ and took the young lad to one side and explained how mummy and daddy met and then married and wanted to produce a baby and, well, you know the rest. After much awkwardness and embarrassment, after nearly an hour, the dad finally reached the point in the story where his son was born in hospital. The young boy’s face just stared back, mouth open and speechless. “So, tell me son, why do you ask?”
The boy, still in shock, said. “Billy Clark in our class, said he was from Chicago”
He was just Clark Kent with no superpowers.
You might say it's a gift.
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
You might think it's R, but his first love be the C.
(Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day)
2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco
6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas
9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles
The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight
In a super bowl
^^^^^^yaaaaay...
Because he already had super vision.
https://youtu.be/Ri791tauGmU
it's Ryan's Secrets
.
Daniel Night-Clark.
^superscripts
Harassin’ Ford.
....please don’t hurt me for this one
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
Clark Kent
young clark kent: crumples self portrait
Clark Kent’s lucky he gets his powers from the sun, we just get cancer
Clark can't.
My grandma has started using facebook this year and she loves to post things like this on my wall:
"I wanted to send you a Fairy Tale for your birthday, but they tend to Dragon." ""Tis better to have loved a short person than never to have loved a tall." "Two left feet? It wasn't until the mid 19th. century that shoe manufacturers began making right and left shoes. Clarks was the first to do so. Before that, our ancestors who walked a lot had sore feet. Those poor souls!"
She's got a million of them, and is apparently determined to post all of them
because he already had super vision.
