Choppiness Puns

A list of puns related to "Choppiness"

"Son, do you know why helicopters never fly in the morning?" Puzzled, he responded, "No idea." I smiled and said...

"Twirly!"

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👤︎ u/808gecko808
📅︎ Apr 29 2022
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this axe doesn't operate smoothly at all...

Kinda choppy if you ask me.

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👤︎ u/Tuxedo_Muffin
📅︎ Oct 18 2021
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I finally got to cash in on a joke today that I’ve been looking for a reason to use for years

Background: My family was at the lake today. The lake was a little choppy today so when we went on the boat we hit one really big wave where the front end of the boat came crashing down hard. My nephew (7) just happened to be sitting on a cup holder and it hurt his butt when we landed.

We got back to the house and my nephew said...

Nephew: my butt hurts. I think its broken.

Me: did I ever tell you about the time I broke my butt?

Nephew: no. Is it still broken?

Me: yeah. There’s a big crack in it still.

He didn’t get it. But all the other adults laughed/rolled their eyes. Stupid joke I know, but I don’t care.

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👤︎ u/LostPin
📅︎ May 31 2020
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We were sitting around watching Deadliest Catch online last night....

My internet is crap, so there is a bit of lag. My stepmom says, "why is it so choppy?", Dad replies "because they are in the Bering Sea".

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👤︎ u/caraut
📅︎ Jul 14 2015
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