Chocolate Factory Puns

A list of puns related to "Chocolate Factory"

I’m the most loved magician at the chocolate factory.

I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves

👍︎ 16
💬︎
👤︎ u/smok000
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a clever yet contemptible Brit who makes chocolate and candy in a super-secret factory?

Wily Wanka!

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
🚨︎ report
There was a mix up at the chocolate factory

Better not get your Snickers in a Twix

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/Sammy_Colon
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory has been closing early a lot lately.

Maybe they're short staffed.

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/Spotter66
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Two guys are talking about life and one asks the other, “so, what do you do?” The other guy says “I own a chocolate factory and employ a bunch of oompah loompas”

The first guy replies, “Oh, Willy?”

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Chickmagnick05
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
🚨︎ report
Charlies in the Chocolate Factory
👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/sushiroll98
📅︎ Jul 26 2016
🚨︎ report
I like to call my testicles “wonkas”

They’re between a willy and a chocolate factory

👍︎ 32
💬︎
👤︎ u/linkhandford
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
🚨︎ report
Sad news.

At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
🚨︎ report
My Dad sent me this text out of the blue...I'm still not sure why he was watching Willy Wonka though.

"I was watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it gave me a craving for a chocolate bar so I went and bought one. This is probably why I should stop watching Breaking Bad."

👍︎ 109
💬︎
👤︎ u/vices_vipers
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
🚨︎ report
Accident at nestle factory

sad news from the nestle factory today as a man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolate. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled "the milky bars are on me" people just cheered.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/bertnod
📅︎ Oct 24 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.